Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, just get over it.

[dreamsonaplane.livejournal.com]

You have to be the most self involved person I have ever met.

[material_guy]

Maybe you just give shitty nicknames. Almost everyone I know takes to 'em just fine.

[notasinglelady]

I'm used to people calling me all sort of thing, I don't care anymore. I don't recall you calling me anything mean.

We all had bad days, though.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

I'm not one for names anyway, so you can call me whatever you want and I won't whine.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

Should I be more hurt I don't have a nickname?