Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, just get over it.

[dreamsonaplane.livejournal.com]

You have to be the most self involved person I have ever met.

[material_guy]

Maybe you just give shitty nicknames. Almost everyone I know takes to 'em just fine.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

I think you - should get over it. [what does that even] I've been meaning to have words with you. [but have been chicken and afraid]

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

.....





Am not.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Oy, I do not! Just.. can't always remember people's names, that's all.

[material_guy]

There's nothin' wrong with givin' nicknames. I do it all the time. But the trick is to find one that fits 'em better than their own name, so you can just remember that one. And if it fits 'em that well and they don't like it, they just got a problem with themselves, and well, shit, you're not here to deal with all their little personal issues.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

There's nothing really to get over, I'm not the one whining.


Oh yeah, what?

[dreamsonaplane.livejournal.com]

And immature.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Whatever.


You made Red cry.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Not immature, Robbie. Young at heart. That is, if mine still beat.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think, mate. This is what I've been saying all along.

[material_guy]

It's all about how well yer nickname gets their image down. For example, y'can only run on looks if that look's real distinct.

Let's take you. What would you nickname yerself?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

What is this, a lesson in nicknaming for most effect?

[material_guy]

Or a fun way of gettin' yer name out of you.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Name's Spike, mate.

[notasinglelady]

I'm used to people calling me all sort of thing, I don't care anymore. I don't recall you calling me anything mean.

We all had bad days, though.

porcelain XD god /loses it

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

I'm not mean. Was my point, mate.

..Suppose so.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

I'm not one for names anyway, so you can call me whatever you want and I won't whine.

Spike should call him that and Kurt will wtf XD he does have a nice white soft skin, though

[notasinglelady]

I know, I know. Others aren't as considerate.

Who was complaining about you?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Good to know, sweetheart. What's your stint then?

im calling that permission XD

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Not goin' off namin' names... mostly cause I can't.

It don't matter, porcelain. [like. what?]

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

Besides zombie-fighting?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

...Why does every one else get the bleeding zombies. Bloody Hell.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you want 'em? Take 'em.