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rudolphofvamps[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]
You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.
Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]
Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..
So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--
Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.
meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back
Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.
Love from, Spike
You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.
Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]
Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..
So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--
Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.
meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back
Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.
Love from, Spike
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Dexter and Spike will collect ALL THE TEENAGE GIRLS
Date: 2010-11-29 01:55 am (UTC)APPARENTLY! Tis okay though~
Date: 2010-11-29 02:13 am (UTC)IT BETTER BE; NONE ARE SAFE
Date: 2010-11-29 02:15 am (UTC)/hides her other teens!
Date: 2010-11-29 02:17 am (UTC)NO THERE IS NO HIDING GIVE DEM ALL TO ME
Date: 2010-11-29 02:18 am (UTC)BUT THEY MUST BE SAFE SOMEWHERE
Date: 2010-11-29 02:19 am (UTC)NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Date: 2010-11-29 02:37 am (UTC)MWUAHAHAHA
Date: 2010-11-29 02:39 am (UTC);D
Date: 2010-11-29 02:41 am (UTC)<3 darling~
Date: 2010-11-29 02:42 am (UTC)aww /squishes
Date: 2010-11-29 02:44 am (UTC)ffff /melts!
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Date: 2010-11-29 02:49 am (UTC)..think I might be onto something. Canary. Hm.
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Date: 2010-11-29 02:50 am (UTC)Canary? They're pretty birds at least.
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