Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Dunno. You made her cry. As her only worldmate, thinking I should say something.

[locked]

She's got a lot of family issues. I mean. Who doesn't? But - that virus made her feel like she belonged somewhere, huh? And you took that away.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

locked.


Look, I'm working on it.

locked ; manly icon is go

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

[ also give him a break, he's rusty on threatening people ]

That's fair, I reckon. You make her cry again though and you're gonna make an enemy.

locked ;

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do? Bawww at me?

locked ;

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Annoying, isn't it?