Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

...Why does every one else get the bleeding zombies. Bloody Hell.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you want 'em? Take 'em.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Would if I could. Help you, I mean.

Your whole world's overrun?

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

As far as we know. We're headed someplace that might be zombie-free, but it's taking a while.

Is she mid-film?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a bad movie.

yup!

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

We wish.

yup!

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Hey, my life seems like that a lotta the time too, pet. Ain't so bad, once you get used to the running.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

What do you run from?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Demons, mostly. Sometimes.. dinosaurs. That one's a new addition, don't ask.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously. What, says the girl from Zombieland?

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

A virus turning people into zombies at least sounds more realistic than dinosaurs.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

..I'll give you that. Even I wasn't expecting the dinos.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

What's that story?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Tell you the truth, it's not a real page-turner. Hell on Earth made sense after all the Hellmouth.. and whatnot. But dinos? Who am I? Demon Barney Rubble?

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

The Hellmouth?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah. Some wizard-type opened a Hellmouth and forgot to shut the door. Finally collapsed in over a place called Sunnydale, California. Don't see that one in the history books, though.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty weird name for a town with like, demons and stuff.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

You're telling me, pet. But hey, it's gone now so no matter. Now we just got Hell, no mouth about it.

[gandhiwho.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me, but that still doesn't sound like a good deal.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Didn't say it was. Used to getting stuck with a raw deal though, just how things fall.