A Cautionary Tale for Vampires

[Private to Hix]

I'm somethin's bitch, all right.

[Private to Brian]

[Here Brian, have some radio static. About 70 seconds worth, and then half a sig-]

[Private to Wichita]

Officially a worse warden than you. That's me.

[Private to Jack Harkness]

You free tonight? Scratch that-

[Private to Ruby]

Wanna kill another bear?

[Private to Angel]

You get that sodding purple out of your hair yet, you ponce?

Away from that bloody pink mess and everything's back in order, that it? Let's never do that again.

So glad for all you Wardens, getting an inmate of your very own. Here's hoping you didn't get stuck with any crazies

Oh. Wait.


[unintentional lock, readable to Hix]

Guess I really am love's bitch. Bollocks.

Know I'm not the first one to say this.. but they sure let a lot've dangerous fuckers on this boat. We're bloody sure they're "redeemable?" Whatever the bloody hell that's supposed to mean.

How many of you have died here? What's that like then, a brief death. You don't have to answer that, I guess. I also have to wonder how in Drac's name vamps are supposed to rehabilitate while they're still drinkin' human blood. Or somethin' close. S'like methadone. I don't see the bloody use.

Yes, you'll be weaker. Yes, you'll feel like hell. But drinkin' human somethin' from a vial, now that's gotta get old. I bloody know, I did it for two years.

[Private to Hix]
Got.. a proposal for ya. If any of the vamps here actually take an interest in not killin' people. Might be we should put a wager on that, too.

[Private to Brian // hackable by Dex, as always] should the mun's computer ever be ressurrected
Supposed to warn you about this Sabretooth guy or somat. He's kind of a creeper, put pirate-girl in the infirmary etc. But he's in Zero, and it's not like you can't take care of yourself. So. Just so you know, sort of thing.

Alright. How many of you have let Armand or another one of these fanged idiots feed from you?

Death isn't the only danger, you tossers.



Spicy Cheez-its are better than expected.