A Cautionary Tale for Vampires

Is anyone else addicted to the Desperate Housewives? I need to get myself a telly. Need to find out what happens to Orson and Bri, don't I? They're the best bloody ones. Though Carlos and Gabi's pure evil is enchanting, say the least. Someone else has gotta watch this out of all you lot. Heard a stripper's joined the cast and I've got to see this week's. So how's it we get cable down here?

If we do. Though, not sure how they expect me to keep sane without my stories. Did learn I can hunt though.. gonna do that a bit later, if, anyone wanted to come with.

Just figured out this IMing business, though Dawnie showed me long time back. Handles 'aNobleVamp' (ha bloody ha) if anyone's wanting to reach me. Don't worry, I know you're not.