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Phone.
[Spike sounds oddly manic, not that you would know it was odd for him.]

I guess this is like a conference call, huh? So who's on the other end. [a few crickets...] Not sure what to make of all this, but. Haven't seen a phone like this since--[sudden throat clearing]

What do you lot do around here? Go to the drive-in with your steadies and buy big league chew at the game with your pop? It's all just a little [frightening?] too good to be true.

[muttering] Still not sure I'm not dreaming this up. [Or you know, still in a basement losing his mind.]


Action for 1448 Mitchell Road.
[Oh, Krillin, where are you? He'll only be terrified to see you.

He doesn't even know there's anyone else in the house, going to pour himself a bowl of cereal and ruffling up his hair. It feels bizarre and not at all right that his growling stomach actually wants human food.

But it feels good, too.]


Open Action.
[Spike is walking down Mitchell Road, but feel free to meet him anywhere he'll be walking a while. In slacks and a plain blue sweater, he's just, meandering, hands in his pockets as he tries not to feel the remnants of sunlight beat down on his back. It's so strange and wonderful to feel it and yet, what did he do to deserve it. Is this a new kind of Hell dimension where they torture you with kindness.

And then he bumps into you because--without vampire senses he's really the clumsiest person you've ever met. Actually, he's not that smooth with them either.]
--Sorry. [Just make nice with the locals until you get the skinny, he keeps telling himself. Easier said than bloody done. This place was Stepford creepy and twice as annoying.]

voice

Date: 2011-08-08 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Unless she learned how to play hide and seek while I was at work.

voice

Date: 2011-08-08 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Wouldn't surprise me one bit. [Banter is actually calming him down. He doesn't want to strangle anything anymore. Much.]

This must be one special Hell, someone fluffed up the pillows just for us.

voice

Date: 2011-08-08 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Yeah, well- [ How about they not talk about Anya. Xander much prefers pretending he actually cares enough to insult you today, Spike. Or really, just insulting something. ]

But they forgot to leave the mint on the pillow, i'm disappointed. I would've paid for better service than this. If I had the option.

voice

Date: 2011-08-09 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
[He's arching an eyebrow on his side of the line, and he can't resist even the childish retort.] Sure that's not all you pay for.

voice

Date: 2011-08-09 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
[ Oh that was a low blow, Spike. Now he's really offended. ] Wasn't I paying for your room and board, back home? Or was that someone else that just looked like you?

voice

Date: 2011-08-09 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Never asked to be kept.

voice

Date: 2011-08-09 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Well Buffy did and she vetoes your vote. And i'm just Switzerland.

voice

Date: 2011-08-11 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Hey, Switzerland did all kinds of useful things. Like make cheese and army knives. Where would we be without those?

voice

Date: 2011-08-12 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Still in Hell, far as I can see.

voice

Date: 2011-08-17 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Except we're missing all the fiery pits. I haven't seen any of those around yet.

voice

Date: 2011-08-17 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Think about it, though, Harris. What better Hell dimension than the dream life. 2.5 kids, picket fence, and evil robots? It's right out of a horror.

voice

Date: 2011-08-19 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
It's definitely a hell dimension for the kid that has to be the .5.

voice

Date: 2011-08-19 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Depends which half he gets to be.

voice

Date: 2011-08-20 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
You know, there's benefits to both halves.

voice

Date: 2011-08-20 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Thinking you'd know that better than I would. [Who even knows what that means]

voice

Date: 2011-08-22 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
[ SO RUDE ] You say that like it's a bad thing. But just because i've been split in two once in my life doesn't mean I'm not all-me, all the time any more.

voice

Date: 2011-08-22 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Still, that's more experience than I've got.

voice

Date: 2011-08-23 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Even in your old age, guess you haven't been through everything.

voice

Date: 2011-08-24 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Far from it. There's always something more to get tossed our way, huh? It's the Hellmouth way.

voice

Date: 2011-08-27 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
They should add that to the brochure. Come live at the Hellmouth, experience something new.

voice

Date: 2011-08-28 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
Sounds like a regular catchphrase. They should put you in charge of PR, Harris.

voice

Date: 2011-08-28 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
You think? I could have my very own PR office, spend the whole day making catchphrases. Sunnydale -- Where the sun only goes out during the apocalypse.

Re: voice

Date: 2011-08-28 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com
You could put that one on a button.

voice

Date: 2011-08-29 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomanly.livejournal.com
Or a t-shirt. No use limiting ourselves while the gettin's good.

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