strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

[rudolphofvamps]

I wasn't kidding about these Cheez-its.

You know, it's inconvenient making acquaintances who sleep at night.

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private - pshhh pretty much

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Only if you catch me!

Killing prozzie amputees and chopping them up into bitty pieces..

private - not to mention, bonding over dead animals.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I some how don't think he'll not be forthcoming on who hit him.

...amputees?

private - XD when you put it that way..

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

That statement had too many negatives, mate. ..But you're probably right. Don't think I could hit him anyway, got a soft spot for the old wizarding types.

He's a.. a. I'm gonna butcher the word. Amputee fetishist's the gist, though.

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[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

...It did, but I'm entitled to confuse. Comes on the statute SOMEWHERE. What do you mean, old wizarding types? You... actually, your definition probably isn't far off mine, he reminds me a little of my old boss.

Ah. I see. Good job we don't have any amputees around here, then. Do we?

private

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

He's an old wizard, what's more to explain, yeah?

I wouldn't out him past.. creating the situation himself, if you know what I'm saying.

Re: private

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Most wizards are old. Me and Ponder (oh, and Bengo, but he's a visiting professor, so doesn't count) are like the wild cards in the bunch.

...I suddenly feel quite protective of my arms.

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[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, knew a few, myself. In the day. You're not that old, are ya, mate?

As you probably should. Don't see myself being the best warden, yeah? Which isn't to say I won't try. But. I dunno-

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[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I'm forty odd, so compared to most wizards, not at all.

I've been waiting for the day someone tells me I'm completely insane for doing things the way I do. It works out in the end.

private

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Maybe I'm not so nutters then. Just waiting for a vampire babysitting a serial killer to get weird.

Hasn't happened yet, though. And if it helps, you don't look a day over 35.

private

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

...If you ask me, it sounds like something that'd be perfectly at home in my city. A necromancer babysitting a wizard with a history of mass political murder is weirder.

Most flattered. It's amazing what necromancy does for your skin.

private // are they flirting XD wtf weirdos

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeah, by far not the queerest thing to happen to me yet. Sure it won't be the last.

Amazing what undeath does for mine. Died when I was 27, yeah.

Re: private // wizards can't do flirting too well. so yeah, he's a weirdo.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I know a lot of vampires who'd be incredibly envious.

private // but he looooves youuu hix <3 norly its platonic :x

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Really? Who wants to turn the old guy?

private // but he's married to maaaaaagic.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Point. Old guys are easier to catch and less likely to fight back, though.

private // :cc spike will just crai then

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Which makes them good eats, not good for Siring.

private // awwwwwwwwwh. sorry, spike.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Point indeed. Even so, there's some quite old vampire folks pottering around my world. Some quite young ones too.

private // he's fragile, hix. let him down easeh

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

I was a little surprised to see vamps like Claudia about, be honest. No one gets turned that young, really, back home.

private // it isn't you, spike, it's him. it's him.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I know, right? She's tiny. Who'd turn a kid like that? Even the Uberwaldians have standards...

private // ;-; rly?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Uberwaldians?

private // really. he's in love with magic. can't be having distractions.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh, it's sort of like Germany on the Roundworld. But in this context - Uberwald is the only place which really tolerates vampires in society drinking blood. Mainly because it's run between them and the werewolves. It's where most of them originate.

private // sighsigh Spike will just have to refocus on Miss Bennet then

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Of course we come from bloody Germany. Ha.

private // might be for the best.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure the Roundworld has different rules, I don't know.

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[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Come from all over, there. But still, I think that's pretty bleeding great. I'll have to tell Peaches that one.

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[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

...Peaches?

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[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Vamp around here, exists on hairgel alone- I know him, unfortunately.