[Voice]: watch your eardrums, mates.

[rudolphofvamps]

[shuffling can be heard as the tape turns on, a bit of an inhale as Spike seems to recognize the tape is on; and before you ask, yes, sparkles can be heard.]

Oy, Peaches, y'don't even have the common courtesy to pop in and say "'ello" to your favorite offspring? 


Some Daddy you are. [the :c is palpable, let alone audible] When I- [tape cuts off abruptly // Spike is still as technologically deficient as always]

[tape clicks back on for a moment, one soft word can be heard before the transmission cuts out for good:] Bollocks.

Comments

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Does seem like a pain, mate.

As much as I like being a special snowflake and all, the blonde isn't awful on you.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a relief.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Right, so, dunno if you know Angel.

But you should call him 'Peaches.' Everyone back home does.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

He's the big, strapping fellow who doesn't let anybody have any fun, isn't he?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

That's the one!

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

So. Why "Peaches"? Is it because he's sooo sweet?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Just like a peach.