[Voice]: watch your eardrums, mates.

[rudolphofvamps]

[shuffling can be heard as the tape turns on, a bit of an inhale as Spike seems to recognize the tape is on; and before you ask, yes, sparkles can be heard.]

Oy, Peaches, y'don't even have the common courtesy to pop in and say "'ello" to your favorite offspring? 


Some Daddy you are. [the :c is palpable, let alone audible] When I- [tape cuts off abruptly // Spike is still as technologically deficient as always]

[tape clicks back on for a moment, one soft word can be heard before the transmission cuts out for good:] Bollocks.

Comments

[acid_rayne]

'Daddy'? I thought that Drusilla chick said she turned you...?

Unless you've got some kinda' weird kinky shit going on...

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Right, he's my granddaddy. Old bugger.

Not that I'm denying any of that.

[acid_rayne]

But you said

Huh...

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

It's an old joke, yeah?

Not that he finds it funny.

[acid_rayne]

Oh, OK. It's just... Around here, it'll probably make folks think you're open to certain things when you go calling guys 'daddy'.

And a lot of 'em'll try it, too.

Just ask Baby or Elle.

Voice

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Call that pouf whatever I bloody want. Not a bloody girl, am I. Don't have to worry about my virtue.

Thought you hated me, anyhow?

Re: Voice

[acid_rayne]

Poof, huh? Interesting choice of phrase... I should be more used to Brit-speak, after all this time.

And yeah, you're undead - I do.

Re: Voice

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Y'sure seem to talk t'me a lot for hatin' me so much.

Re: Voice

[acid_rayne]

I tolerate ya'.

Re: Voice

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Why?

Re: Voice

[acid_rayne]

Too many other headaches.

Re: Voice

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

That's somethin' I can understand.