rudolphofvamps | strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

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strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

~~I wasn't kidding about these Cheez-its.~~

You know, it's inconvenient making acquaintances who sleep at night.

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Thought that type would appeal to you.

I enjoy the obedient.

Oy, I'm not obedient.

No of course not.

I'm not a bloody lapdog, and you're not my bloody friend.

Would you bring me some Cheezits?

..Thought they turned to ash.

I hunger, my lapdog. Fetch me something.

Shove off.

I think not.

Didn't think I was that irresistible, mate.

Must be why you keep hanging around, all this "friend" business.

Do not flatter yourself.

Got a more plausible theory?

I need someone to taunt and to fetch me things I need.

So, off you go. Sure there's someone about thinks you're cute. How about Tony? Bet he fancies you.

I prefer stronger beings than mortals.

Stop flirting with me, not interested, am I?

I wouldn't call this flirting.

You're messing me about either way, so stop it.

I will see you around the Barge then.

See you. Wanker.

[later on that night a ziplock of spicy Cheezits is left outside Armand's door]

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Private - They're actually as persistent AS EACH OTHER and it terrifies me.

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pointless spam of pointlessness: cue the Twilight Zone theme?!