rudolphofvamps | strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

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~~I wasn't kidding about these Cheez-its.~~

You know, it's inconvenient making acquaintances who sleep at night.

Why else would you talk to me? Beside the fact that I am Armand.

Yeah, yeah, we get it. You have poncier hair than even Peaches could manage. You must get all the ladies.

Suppose I'm not against us being friends, but you can't go rushing me like that. I'm fragile.

Fragile. Oh how I doubt that.

...Do you really think of us as friends?

Of course.

..Alright then.

You are much better than Lestat in many ways.

How do you mean?

He was a stubborn brat of a being. Selfish.

Thought that type would appeal to you.

I enjoy the obedient.

Oy, I'm not obedient.

No of course not.

I'm not a bloody lapdog, and you're not my bloody friend.

Would you bring me some Cheezits?

..Thought they turned to ash.

I hunger, my lapdog. Fetch me something.

Shove off.

I think not.

Didn't think I was that irresistible, mate.

Must be why you keep hanging around, all this "friend" business.

Do not flatter yourself.

Got a more plausible theory?

I need someone to taunt and to fetch me things I need.

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Private - They're actually as persistent AS EACH OTHER and it terrifies me.

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pointless spam of pointlessness: cue the Twilight Zone theme?!