Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

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[notasinglelady]

[He makes a noise, it could be a soft laugh.]I'm sure that everyone will see it with time, just have faith.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

I'll try, huh?

[notasinglelady]

Trying is the first step.

I talked to a girl called Willow, she said she knew you.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Wil and I go way back. You two friends?

[notasinglelady]

Good to know. Sort of yes, she's a nice girl.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she is. I'm from her future, you know. So things can get a little strange.

[notasinglelady]

She mentioned that. I still don't understand how this place can connect to the same world but pick different years.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

World's full of bollocks like that. Wils explained it to me once.. something about time not being linear.

[notasinglelady]

Oh. And you think that she can change the future thanks to this?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Nah. Probably not. But things could be different on her end, not necessarily because of her knowing anything.

[notasinglelady]

That really sucks. Let's hope it's better.

How are you coping?

see Spike can teach Kurt this lesson for next week XD

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Coping? Oh, I'm fine. Just glad there's someone here I know.

Though, did see someone else I knew... but he's convinced he's someone else. Alternate Realities are such a bitch.

ahahaha yes!

[notasinglelady]

Your reality seems pretty hard. this comm has it good things at least.

How strange. I'm still not used to the odds of this place.

;D

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Hell on Earth ain't no picnic, but I'm getting used to it.

Yeah, well. You'll learn, I'm sure. Isn't just this place, the world at large is this strange, just no one ever notices.

♥

[notasinglelady]

That's why is called Hell, I guess. Why there's never a cool Apocalypse where we all end in a better place, uh?

Some places are strangers than others.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Because that would mean I win, wouldn't it? Universe wouldn't like that at all.

Amen to that.

[notasinglelady]

The universe it's a bitch, if you ask me.

Yep.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

More like we're the universe's bitch, if you ask me.

[notasinglelady]

Touché.