Spike would like to tell you why his life is hard. || 001.

[rudolphofvamps]

[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike

Comments

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll keep it firmly not creepy then... when I think of somethin'.

MWUAHAHAHA

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

is it really that hard?

;D

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Well, dunno you that well, do I, pet?

<3 darling~

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

True, guess you don't.

aww /squishes

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me your secrets then, Candy. Know you wanna. Tell the big bad vamp alll the sensitive details in your life.

ffff /melts!

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

I would if there were any. My life is extremely normal with nothing to hide. I go to school, I come home, and I do homework.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

No one's life is truly normal. Don't worry, I'll have you singing like a canary before long.

..think I might be onto something. Canary. Hm.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

I'm not hiding anything, though.

Canary? They're pretty birds at least.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Finch? Lark? Can you sing?

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

I really can't.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

All the better. Irony.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

And it's not even a tad bit annoying.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

See? I'm perfectly reasonable. And charming!

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

You know. When you're not drunk.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

..That was low.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

Just being honest.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

That's fair.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

Is that a regular thing?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Not - really.

[hereafter-candy.livejournal.com]

Just wondering.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Right.