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rudolphofvamps ([personal profile] rudolphofvamps) wrote2011-08-08 06:23 am

001. everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Phone.
[Spike sounds oddly manic, not that you would know it was odd for him.]

I guess this is like a conference call, huh? So who's on the other end. [a few crickets...] Not sure what to make of all this, but. Haven't seen a phone like this since--[sudden throat clearing]

What do you lot do around here? Go to the drive-in with your steadies and buy big league chew at the game with your pop? It's all just a little [frightening?] too good to be true.

[muttering] Still not sure I'm not dreaming this up. [Or you know, still in a basement losing his mind.]


Action for 1448 Mitchell Road.
[Oh, Krillin, where are you? He'll only be terrified to see you.

He doesn't even know there's anyone else in the house, going to pour himself a bowl of cereal and ruffling up his hair. It feels bizarre and not at all right that his growling stomach actually wants human food.

But it feels good, too.]


Open Action.
[Spike is walking down Mitchell Road, but feel free to meet him anywhere he'll be walking a while. In slacks and a plain blue sweater, he's just, meandering, hands in his pockets as he tries not to feel the remnants of sunlight beat down on his back. It's so strange and wonderful to feel it and yet, what did he do to deserve it. Is this a new kind of Hell dimension where they torture you with kindness.

And then he bumps into you because--without vampire senses he's really the clumsiest person you've ever met. Actually, he's not that smooth with them either.]
--Sorry. [Just make nice with the locals until you get the skinny, he keeps telling himself. Easier said than bloody done. This place was Stepford creepy and twice as annoying.]

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[To tell... he doesn't see why not, since this guy's obviously not entirely human]

Came from a Hellmouth. Don't know how interesting that is next to a 1950s suburb with an attitude problem, but there it is. Demons.. vampires, you name it.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's cool I guess...

I fuckin' hate demons though.

Always trying to eat me.

And vampires... pretty lame if you ask me.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs. Usually he would get angry, but for the moment, he's not a vampire and he doesn't exactly want to give himself away.]

Yeah. Lame.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

Especially all that romantic bullshit "Oh! I'm immortal, I'm angsty, I need to suck blood to stay unalive but it makes me sympathetic."

What a bunch of saps.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sympathetic. Interesting word.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Never heard vampires called that before.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I wasnt saying they were. Though a friend of a friend of mine is a vampire. And our lawyer. She doesnt like me all that much cuz I ate her fish tank.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't too nice of you. Can see being mad about that, myself.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
But

Goldfish are like potato chips! You can't just eat one!

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Prefer the cracker, myself.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bleh.

Crackers are bland as shit.

Give me fries any day.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Said I preferred 'em to the live version, didn't say to anything else.

..I miss hot wings.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I should make some, you know. Have a cook out. That's what everyone did in the 50s wasn't it?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure!

I think.

Let's do it anyway!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome.

You a chef? What kinda sauces can you put together?

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He thinks that over...] Haven't done much sauce-making in my time. Unless you count that stuff you dip fried onions in. [he loves those :(]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I admit, I'm more of a buffalo chicken guy.

But either way, hotwings would be the shit.

That with maybe some ranch 'n bleu cheese...

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
They got some decent burgers around here too. Despite being a hellhole.

[identity profile] rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I rememb-- [Wait. No.] Really? Bet they have some nice shakes too.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I can always dig a big shake. Seriously, everything like those shows on TV Land.