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--What? [shouting, then an explosion] Oh, bloody hell.

Business? [ a violent burst of static- ] What are you on about?

...Is this a survey?

They kill vampires. All vampires.

... Aren't you a vampire?

Haven't killed me yet. Bit of luck on my part, I'll admit. But hey. Take what I can get-- you still haven't told me who this is.

I'm from the community. It's important that I know whether or not they're likely to try to bring their business elsewhere.

I still got no bloody idea what you're talking about, luv. Do you mean - slayin'? Why would they take that to other worlds? It's not really somethin' you do on the go? ...Well, you do it on the go. Nevermind.

Who the bloody hell is this?

Why does it matter who this is?

Because you just called me in a panic, sweetheart. I live in Hell. I don't have the leisure of stoppin' to talk about my feelings, alright?

Fine, you wanna stay anonymous. That's fine. Just - ask me your question, and ..a bit slower this time.

... I'm not panicking.

[ growls, getting a bit testy now ]

I'm hangin' up in five...

I know those girls kill vampires. Indiscriminately. I want to know if they would go after a vampire from another world.

Probably not.

"Probably".

Well, depends on the context, don't it? If a vamp's tryin' to eat 'em don't much matter what world they're from.

I mean vampires that aren't doing anything wrong.

Then no. They wouldn't. You quite done now? I got demons to behead.

Fine. I'm done.

Bloody -- [ hangs up! ]

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