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--What? [shouting, then an explosion] Oh, bloody hell.

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Shoot.

Edward's kind of a ponce, isn't he?

To put it mildly. He's rather..er..creepy too. I mean, who watches people sleep?

It's a vampire thing.

Not that I do that.

A thing of creepy vampire.

I hope not. What other movies you like?

Kind of goes hand in hand.

Don't like Twilight. I dunno, depends if I'm in the mood to watch violence or inflict it.

At least you don't sparkle under the sun.

Ah...ah.

That would just be tacky.

Not humans. You know that, Kurt.

I couldn't agree more. It would be ridiculous.

I do, I do. I don't think I ever saw them, shouldn't you have pointy teeth?

I'm glad we can agree on the finer things. Like fashion. Wish I looked half as good in a bowtie.

Do have pointy teeth, when the time is right. You'll never have to see that side of me.

So I am. Why, thanks. You rock the leather jacket.

They are retractable? Useful. And I'm...glad I won't.

Thank you kindly. It's something of sentimental value and all that. And that bowtie thing, was talking from experience.

Something like retractable. I change, like a Transformer.

Anytime. It's good to know you was not mocking me. I remember talking to someone who looked like you but form a long time ago.

Your whole face and body?

..looked like me? You don't mean John, do you?

Well, no. Just my face. So maybe not so much like a Transformer.

Uhm, no. Who's John?

No wings? Aww.

Guy on the Community, looks like me but a lot less stylish.

Disappointing, isn't it? Wouldn't mind having wings, time to time.

I never saw him.

I bet those could come in handy.

Well, now you'll know if you ever do. He's got dark hair and wears a Civil war looking jacket.

They could, at that. Times like those I don't mind having the dragon around.

I will pay more attention from now.

I'm not sure if I could ever get used to be around a giant lizard.

Think she might take offense to that. She's really not so bad, once you get use to dodging fire-breath.

The first time I met a dragon it ruined one of my sweaters and his owner nearly slapped me.

That sounds about right.

Temperamental, aren't they?

I suppose they are.

Hey, is everything alright with you? Don't usually get contacted unless it's for a reason.

Everything's all right. I just wanted to talk to you.

I will stop if you are busy.

Busy? Me? As if.

Not used to people just wanting to talk, as it were. That's all.

[ as an after thought, ] It's nice.

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